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![There’s an old television set at the end of the alley that continuously plays static at midnight, even when its not plugged in. One night a loli approached this TV while it was playing static and she broke it with a hammer. The static leaked out of the screen and created a static loli, named Static-chan. Static-chan immediately broke into a record store and lifted the music out of the vinyl records so that they would only play surface noise, the music out of tapes to just be tape noise, and replaced the audio on CDs with pure white noise. She used the white noise of the ocean to travel to Oakland where the Bandcamp HQ is. She infects their servers which replaces all of the music on Bandcamp with shitty HNW. The loli who let Static-chan escape now feeds Static-chan expired Precure curry, which causes Static-chan to turn entirely red. Her eyes explode and when she talks its the sounds of blenders. The loli realizes there’s morse code hidden in the blender sounds that reads the following [FULL TITLE IN DOWNLOAD] by Ninja McTits](https://coverartarchive.org/release-group/16cc1bc1-3b5e-4551-8e02-11f4f87bf85b/front-250.jpg)
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★★MADOKA☆MAGICA PACHINKO☆☆★777ぱちんこ魔法少女まどか☆マギカ♪♪7500円 yen ❗️♪♪♪♪★★LUCKYぱちんこ (2023)
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![Although I hate it when titles look like this, And Much Prefer Them Like This, I wont capitalize every word as its incredibly annoying to do with titles this long. Anyways though, this is another overly long lo-bit (low-bit) 8kbps wall thats very long with a long title that nobody will bother to listen to nor read, yet I feel some bizarre drive to make, when in reality, I would rather be watching anime or playing a game (the game) instead (also, lol, how many tracks have I made with that theme?). Honestly though, isn't it annoying when like, you want to relax and do something, but your mind is just too dead or stressed to do it? It happens far too often and drives me insane. Also, I forgot that I wanted this title to just be nonsense and not one of these "noise diaries". Does it really matter though? I feel only a few will read titles like this, probably just Antimatter Prism, since they like absurdly long titles as well. Maybe I should revive an old split idea I had with a friend where we were using like, entire book PDFs as titles, but my titles were so incredibly long that I kept having problems where stuff would literally just crash (and you thought these song titles were long, lol). At least the songs now are [i]also[/i] (lol, how else to italicize words in titles?) super long too, and not like, a four paragraph title for a second long track (which is honestly funnier though, maybe this should've been one of those 0:00 tracks, which btw, got me featured in a book lol). [FULL TITLE IN DL] by Ninja McTits](https://coverartarchive.org/release-group/60c8ecd4-e461-4c3a-8277-b93fc9fb677e/front-250.jpg)
![Archive.org Is My Favorite Place To Pirate Books (No But Seriously, It Was So Dumb Of Them To Give Infinite Book Access As It Ruins Their Entire Argument), Imagine If Archive Got Nuked, We Would Lose Like Every Shitnoise Album (Ignore VK Labels Those Hardly Count As Nearly Nobody Downloads From Them Or Even Knows They Exist / I Still Think Its Funny Esent Got Mad At Genetic Trance For Releasing One Of Their Albums, Er, "EPs" [I Think It Was Actually A "Mixtape"] On VK) / The Return Of A Pointless HNW Series (Wait, Every HNW Series Is Pointless) Where I Just Do Lazy 8 kbps Remixes Of My Other Walls With Uncropped Photos Of Stuff I Own As The Covers And Long Titles Of Rambling Thoughts / This Track Is Only As Long As It Is So It Can Be In That Discogs List But It Wont Be On Discogs Since Nobody Is Going To Add This And Okosan Is Banned (Also You Must Listen To This Whole Thing Or You're A Fake Himeko Fan) / The Slashes Do Not Denote Multiple Songs/Titles; This Is All One Song/Title by Ninja McTits](https://coverartarchive.org/release-group/cae92b5c-2201-4dec-bd73-c87b1b56663d/front-250.jpg)
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Discogs 卐 Fascists (2014)
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Songs From Albums I Was Working on but Then Forgot About (2013)
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Raped By Lolis Split (2013)
Neko Girl's Litter Box / Ninja McTits / Himeko Katagiri
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Earwax Diarreah Bukkake (2012)
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Stupid Shit (2012)
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I Lost The Gejm (2012)
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