| 1. |
Jack Kevorkian Is Cool |
0:41 |
| 2. |
ValuJet |
1:28 |
| 3. |
You’ve Got No Friends |
1:12 |
| 4. |
You Keep a Diary |
1:12 |
| 5. |
You Own a Store |
0:37 |
| 6. |
You Got Date Raped |
0:49 |
| 7. |
Recycling Is Gay |
0:36 |
| 8. |
You’re a Cop |
1:50 |
| 9. |
You Can’t Shut Up |
0:18 |
| 10. |
You’ve Got Cancer |
0:31 |
| 11. |
We Just Disagree |
0:32 |
| 12. |
Hungry Hungry Hippos |
0:18 |
| 13. |
You Are an Interior Decorator |
0:51 |
| 14. |
Pottery’s Gay |
0:39 |
| 15. |
Rich Goyette Is Gay |
0:53 |
| 16. |
Branscombe Richmond |
1:35 |
| 17. |
You Live in Allston |
0:53 |
| 18. |
You Are a Food Critic |
0:54 |
| 19. |
Just the Two of Us |
0:27 |
| 20. |
Your Band’s in the Cut‐out Bin |
1:10 |
| 21. |
You’re Gay |
0:37 |
| 22. |
You Look Adopted |
1:17 |
| 23. |
Your Cousin Is George Lynch |
0:10 |
| 24. |
You Have Goals |
0:22 |
| 25. |
You Drive an IROC |
0:55 |
| 26. |
You Play on a Softball Team |
0:58 |
| 27. |
Because You’re Old |
0:45 |
| 28. |
You Sell Cologne |
0:30 |
| 29. |
Being a Cobbler Is Dumb |
0:28 |
| 30. |
You Live in a Houseboat |
0:45 |
| 31. |
Richard Butler |
1:32 |
| 32. |
311 Sucks |
0:39 |
| 33. |
Your Kid Is Deformed |
0:40 |
| 34. |
You Are an Orphan |
1:06 |
| 35. |
You’re Old (Fuck You) |
0:12 |
| 36. |
You Go to Art School |
0:55 |
| 37. |
Your Best Friend Is You |
0:53 |
| 38. |
You’re in a Coma |
1:19 |
| 39. |
Windchimes Are Gay |
0:10 |
| 40. |
No We Don’t Want to Do a Split Seven Inch with Your Stupid Fucking Band |
0:28 |
| 41. |
Rene Auberjonois |
0:41 |
| 42. |
The Internet Is Gay |
0:25 |
| 43. |
Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You |
1:12 |
| 44. |
Hootie and the Blowfish |
0:38 |
| 45. |
You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You’re Gay) |
0:22 |
| 46. |
Locking Drop Dead in McDonald’s |
0:21 |
| 47. |
Technology’s Gay |
0:25 |
| 48. |
Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp |
0:36 |
| 49. |
I’m in Anal Cunt |
0:20 |
| 50. |
You (Fill in the Blank) |
0:26 |
| 51. |
Kyle from Incantation Has a Moustache |
4:10 |
| 52. |
Bonus Track #3 |
0:08 |
