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CD 1 |
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| 1. |
50 Plates to Feed My Brother |
1:42 |
| 2. |
50 Ways to Eat Your Lover |
1:37 |
| 3. |
A Letter to Santa |
2:40 |
| 4. |
A "Poor Boy’s" 12 Days of Christmas |
4:45 |
| 5. |
Ally McBeal |
1:48 |
| 6. |
American Pie Eulogy |
2:57 |
| 7. |
Another Kick in the Balls |
1:36 |
| 8. |
As Beers Go By |
2:17 |
| 9. |
Asshole Son |
2:22 |
| 10. |
Be Claus I Got High |
3:27 |
| 11. |
Biker’s Christmas Carol |
2:55 |
| 12. |
Bin Laden and the Jets |
1:47 |
| 13. |
Porky Pig’s Blue Christmas |
2:00 |
| 14. |
Bobbit Song My Ding-A-Ling. |
2:58 |
| 15. |
Born to Be Mild |
1:52 |
| 16. |
Bowel Moves |
2:37 |
| 17. |
Burned on the Barbeque |
2:28 |
| 18. |
Butch the Gay Santa Claus |
1:37 |
| 19. |
Buttcracker Suite |
4:04 |
| 20. |
Carol of the Bartenders |
1:39 |
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CD 2 |
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| 1. |
Caught Me One Handed |
2:06 |
| 2. |
Chatroom |
2:32 |
| 3. |
Cheney’s Got a Gun |
2:17 |
| 4. |
Christmas Money (That’s What I Want) |
2:17 |
| 5. |
Clean the Catbox |
2:03 |
| 6. |
Condom Song |
3:47 |
| 7. |
Cows With Guns |
2:48 |
| 8. |
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep |
2:37 |
| 9. |
Doin’ It Doggystyle |
2:35 |
| 10. |
Dolly Parton’s Tits |
1:56 |
| 11. |
Drivers on the Phone |
2:28 |
| 12. |
Elmo’s Got a Gun |
1:22 |
| 13. |
Fart in an Elevator |
3:31 |
| 14. |
Feelin’ Boobies |
1:14 |
| 15. |
For Those Who Bombed Iraq |
1:59 |
| 16. |
Foreigners |
1:17 |
| 17. |
Free as a Turd |
2:10 |
| 18. |
Free Ballin’ |
2:33 |
| 19. |
Frosty the Pervert |
2:26 |
| 20. |
Getting Fatter All the Time |
1:56 |
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CD 3 |
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| 1. |
Ghosts in White Linen |
1:16 |
| 2. |
Gilligans Island |
0:58 |
| 3. |
Gimmie 12 Steps |
2:41 |
| 4. |
Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck |
2:25 |
| 5. |
Gropin’ in the Classroom |
2:07 |
| 6. |
Hark! The Hair |
0:57 |
| 7. |
Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas |
1:50 |
| 8. |
Heavin’ on a Jet Plane |
1:37 |
| 9. |
Hello, I Love You, Let’s Get Tested, for AIDS |
2:19 |
| 10. |
Hey You! Get Off of My House |
2:53 |
| 11. |
Ho Ho Fucking Ho |
2:37 |
| 12. |
Holy Shit, It’s Christmas |
3:04 |
| 13. |
Homeless for the Holidays |
2:52 |
| 14. |
I Am Santa Claus |
3:23 |
| 15. |
I Can’t Ski Babe |
2:29 |
| 16. |
I Fought the Lawn |
1:30 |
| 17. |
I Let an Intern Go Down on Me |
2:05 |
| 18. |
I Like Big Tits |
2:52 |
| 19. |
I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand |
2:58 |
| 20. |
I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are |
2:26 |
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CD 4 |
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| 1. |
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus |
2:54 |
| 2. |
I Saw Her Leaning There |
1:46 |
| 3. |
I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus |
2:43 |
| 4. |
I Used to Rock & Roll All Night |
2:20 |
| 5. |
I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas |
2:11 |
| 6. |
I Want a Boob Job for Christmas |
2:43 |
| 7. |
I Want My MP3 |
2:00 |
| 8. |
Ice Fish Baby |
3:39 |
| 9. |
I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas |
2:27 |
| 10. |
I’ll Never Shit Solid Again |
3:17 |
| 11. |
I’m a Weight Watcher |
1:43 |
| 12. |
Inflatable Woman |
2:45 |
| 13. |
Its the Most Fattening Time of the Year |
2:52 |
| 14. |
Itty Bitty Titties |
3:39 |
| 15. |
Joy to the World |
1:22 |
| 16. |
Kill the Wabbit |
2:17 |
| 17. |
Kittycat Song |
1:21 |
| 18. |
Leader of Iraq |
1:36 |
| 19. |
Leroy the Redneck Reindeer |
3:18 |
| 20. |
Little Hummer Girl |
2:05 |
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CD 5 |
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| 1. |
Lots of Cleavage |
1:14 |
| 2. |
Marijuanaville |
4:02 |
| 3. |
Me and Mrs. Claus |
2:20 |
| 4. |
Menopause Is Coming to Town |
0:58 |
| 5. |
My Medication |
1:20 |
| 6. |
O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads |
1:26 |
| 7. |
Oh God, I’m an Ocean Bouy |
1:48 |
| 8. |
One Turban, One Scott and One Queer |
2:44 |
| 9. |
Pick My Nose Again |
1:42 |
| 10. |
Please Don’t Shoot Me, Mr. Postman |
1:26 |
| 11. |
Please Don’t Wear That Thong |
1:53 |
| 12. |
PMS |
2:33 |
| 13. |
Police Stop My Car |
1:59 |
| 14. |
Rare Funny Star Trek Parody |
4:56 |
| 15. |
Rock n Roll, Scooby Doo |
1:52 |
| 16. |
Rusty Chevrolet |
2:38 |
| 17. |
Santa’s Whore Is Coming to Town |
1:10 |
| 18. |
School’s Out of Ammo |
2:20 |
| 19. |
Sea Lion Eats Tonight |
2:48 |
| 20. |
Space Station Oddity |
2:24 |
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CD 6 |
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| 1. |
Stan Writes Santa |
3:23 |
| 2. |
Strawberry Rehabs Forever |
3:11 |
| 3. |
Suck on My Cock |
2:14 |
| 4. |
Take a Whack on the U.S. Side |
2:55 |
| 5. |
Taliban on the Run |
2:41 |
| 6. |
The 12 Drugs of Christmas |
3:21 |
| 7. |
The AOL Song |
1:45 |
| 8. |
The Chimney Song |
2:12 |
| 9. |
The Devil Went Down to Jamaica |
2:42 |
| 10. |
The Girl With Emphysema |
2:48 |
| 11. |
The Little Hooters Girl |
1:53 |
| 12. |
The No Smoking Song |
2:19 |
| 13. |
The Restroom Door Said, ’Gentlemen’ |
1:35 |
| 14. |
The Taliban Can |
1:59 |
| 15. |
There’s a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis |
2:42 |
| 16. |
Tight Christmas |
2:54 |
| 17. |
Toy Sack |
2:34 |
| 18. |
Walk With an Erection |
3:28 |
| 19. |
Walkin’ ’round in Women’s Underwear |
1:53 |
| 20. |
Wappin’ |
1:42 |
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CD 7 |
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| 1. |
We Buy the Tampons |
2:29 |
| 2. |
We Wish You Weren’t Living With Us |
0:50 |
| 3. |
We’re a Ukrainian Band |
1:46 |
| 4. |
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? |
3:08 |
| 5. |
When a Man Loves a Chicken |
2:59 |
| 6. |
White Ford Bronco |
1:55 |
| 7. |
White Pussy |
1:16 |
| 8. |
White Trash Christmas |
2:47 |
| 9. |
Who Put the Dick on the Snowman |
1:06 |
| 10. |
Who Put the Stump |
2:13 |
| 11. |
Will They Stay or Will They Go |
1:32 |
| 12. |
Windows 95 Sucks |
2:10 |
| 13. |
With Legs Wide Open |
3:13 |
| 14. |
Wonderbra |
3:30 |
| 15. |
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! |
2:30 |
| 16. |
You Ain’t Getting Shit for Christmas |
3:57 |
| 17. |
You Chesty Thing |
2:18 |
| 18. |
You Don’t Smell Like Flowers |
1:42 |
| 19. |
You’ve Lost That Lesbo Feeling |
1:12 |
