| 1. |
Your Parents Ate Out a Rocking Horse |
2:10 |
| 2. |
A Toad Ate Out Grandma Walton |
1:58 |
| 3. |
Throwing Up on the 19th Century |
1:44 |
| 4. |
Evil Sheep Diarrhea Spoon |
1:47 |
| 5. |
Suicidal Hemmorhoidal Bath Towel |
1:26 |
| 6. |
Your Cum Is Sensitive to My Needs as a Woman |
1:28 |
| 7. |
John Lennon Stuffed Seven Irish Setters in Frank Sinatra's Pussy |
1:27 |
| 8. |
Your Pussy Just Stepped on My Dork |
2:55 |
| 9. |
Yadmiring a Poster of Chinese Retards (I Like to Blow Shit) |
1:14 |
| 10. |
That's What Your Tit Said |
1:10 |
| 11. |
Dixiecup Steamshovel Sex |
3:09 |
| 12. |
Midge Ure's Left Testicle |
2:44 |
| 13. |
Three Year Old Boy With a Pound of Fresh Mushrooms Stuck in His Dumper |
1:22 |
| 14. |
Fronze |
3:41 |
| 15. |
French Kiss a Log of Shit (Blay-Uum-Fuck) |
2:49 |
| 16. |
All White People Are Fucking Stupid |
3:05 |
| 17. |
Gordon Lightfoot's Suicide Note (My Testicles Are From Space) |
2:21 |
| 18. |
Hi, Your Name Is 'Me', Fuck You (Bim Bam Boom-Originially by Hall and Oates) |
1:51 |
| 19. |
Peter Murphy's Bush |
2:57 |
| 20. |
Peter Murphy's Bush (reprise) |
2:21 |
| 21. |
Satan's Milk (radio collage #1) |
0:49 |
| 22. |
It's Darrell's (spoken word) |
0:22 |
| 23. |
Toilet (radio collace #2) |
0:19 |
| 24. |
It's Dave's (spoken word) |
1:29 |
| 25. |
Barbequed Twinkie (radio collage #3) |
0:12 |
| 26. |
Hey Look, It's La Pussy (live) |
2:17 |
| 27. |
Ivory Tits (radio collage #4) |
0:15 |
| 28. |
Feed a Pita a Mosquita (live) |
5:11 |